MBTI Buzz (Issue #3)

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ENFJ – The Visionary Hype Machine

They’ll gaslight you into self-belief and hug you through your existential crisis.

What they're doing this week:

• Starting a community book club they’ll forget exists in 2 weeks

• Accidentally manipulating 3 people just by maintaining eye contact

• Saying “I just want everyone to win” and meaning it

Red flag: Their love language is sending voice notes longer than most podcasts.
Green flag: You will feel deeply seen. And somehow more hydrated.

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INFJ – Soft on the outside, universe architect on the inside

They read your soul like it’s subtitled and then disappear for a “self-care nap” (aka overthinking spiral).

What they're doing this week:

• Journaling a 14-point plan to help their friend… who never asked

• Telepathically scolding you for texting "k"

• Blinking slowly while holding back so many opinions

Red flag: You will never win an argument. They already thought of your rebuttal… last week.
Green flag: Loyalty. Loyalty. Loyalty.

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ENFP – Chaos with a Calendar

They will spontaneously move to Bali and then forget their passport at home.

What they're doing this week:

• Quitting something that was going fine, because ✨vibes✨

• Getting a new tattoo of an idea they had this morning

• Being the first to cry during a Pixar trailer

Red flag: Might trauma dump on you mid-smoothie bowl.
Green flag: You’ll laugh, cry, and rebrand yourself—all in the same conversation.

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A Final Note

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Stay type‑curious,

Sean